Free money

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imjustdes:

64px:

The goverdment should make more money

That would cause inflation and make things worse

you dont know shit. more cash = more spending with dollers and i finally get to buy racecar bed

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Tacos Gay.

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Tacos Gay.

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orcas:

I don’t even know why tumblr is so addicting like all you do is look at pictures and click a button   

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  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?

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uhmeliamay:

all i want is for someone to play with my hair and rub my back and tell me everything is going to be okay

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fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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a conversation that actually fucking happened

prestigious-lover:

qvesadilla:

boy: haha, you’re really cute for a black girl ;)
me: thanks! you’re alright for a white boy ;D
boy: … that’s kind of a weird thing to say, but okay lol

me:image

That was literally my face before even seeing the gif.

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bobafettishism:

I’m a teacher and today two new students signed up at my school - three year old twin boys. Their names are Sora and Riku.

That generation is here.

It begins.

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221cbakerstreet:

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can

(Source: )

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moridash:

britishstarr:

kkristoff:

cold-never-bothered-me-anyways:

Arabian Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab

A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur

Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics

GIVE ME THESE I M M E D I A T E L Y

I AM SO TEMPTED TO DRAW THIS YOU HAVE NO IDEA

DRAW THIS

(Source: iloveherthatwomanin12b)

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balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21

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vegraptor:

colonelswag:

i don’t know why i laughed so hard but

buT NO THATS LITERALLY ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE DID

vegraptor:

colonelswag:

i don’t know why i laughed so hard but

buT NO THATS LITERALLY ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE DID

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satanstrousers:

It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.

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