captainamuricasass:

I wanna be

where the people are

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  • me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
  • me today: i do. i need sleep.
  • me tonight: lol who needs sleep

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ronaldreagay:

shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test

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thewindtalker:

This scene was improvised, so ludacris’ reaction is genuine and dwayne didn’t have a line after tyrese said his.

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wifined:

when u meet a new friend and you have no memories to talk aboutimage

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a haiku about math

thatsabsurrrrd:

nightfair:

what is going on
who buys sixty bananas
i don’t get this shit

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smartaleckette:

What would you say to people who are disappointed that they have been sorted into Hufflepuff? (x)

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rromanoffs:

truth is a matter of circumstance. it’s not all things to all people at all times. and neither am i.

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validx2:

When you realize you the ugliest person in the squad

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raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

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